Not me! Monday!

It's another Not Me! Monday! Head on over to Mckmama's blog and see what everyone else has not been up to. Maybe wait until tomorrow though if it's specifically Not me's! you want to see, since it's not Monday there until tomorrow!

OK, There are so many things I wish I had not done this week. Luckily I get to pretend I didn't, Fantastic! SO this week.....

I totally did not find an old South Park CD from my teenage years. I detest that programme and most certainly would never have liked it enough as a teen to have bought a CD of their movie music. I then did not find one of the worse songs on the CD and decide to play a trick on my husband by setting that song up to play when he started the car to go get our groceries. My husband was not so totally horrified that he turned off the cd player, forgetting to take the CD out so it was still set to that song. On our way to kindergarten the next day, the song so DID NOT start blaring teaching our sweet boys their very first BAD word. (As an aside, if that had happened, said bad word has thankfully not been repeated!)

That CD did not find itself in the trash.

I do not hate it when my tricks backfire.

On Saturday I did not have a run of SVT that made me so irritable I had a mini-meltdown at my Mum's house. Nope, I'm always poised and calm when out and about.

My boys love each other so much that when I suggested they shared a room again they both jumped at the chance. Baby A certainly did not say "No thanks, Never again!" When asked if Baby B could sleep in his room like he used to.

And finally, I am not already planning the boys fourth birthday party which is in September. I wouldn't have spent all weekend looking at venues, only for Baby A to say on Sunday night, "I want my party at Grandma's house.". Of course I would think to ask them first before wasting many hours on the internet enquiring about prices for things.

Well that's it for me. I hope next weeks not me! contains NO backfired tricks! No, I really do!

Not me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

After a hiatus from Not Me! Mondays! due to baby Stellan's illness Mckmama is back to doing her Not Me! Monday posts, so I thought I'd join in.

Okay, so this week I totally have not been trying out lots of new healthy yummy recipes. I most certainly am not very unfamiliar with vegetables of the unfrozen variety. I definitely know what a courgette is, and don't need to ask if the skin needs to stay on or be cut off. Of course I knew how long they needed to be cooked, and had no need to ask AN when she was here yesterday for dinner.

This morning my little Baby A did not bring me the box containing my Pilates DVD's and ask me what they were. He then did not mistake what I had said and think it was a box full of my farties. He was not completely disgusted. But say that had happened, Baby B would definitely not have found it absolutely hilarious.

I have not left poop on the floor downstairs in favour of quickly checking my emails. Of course my boys are three and a half now and would never poop on the floor. If they did of course I would clean it up promptly before hopping on the computer.

I have not started watching episodes of Desperate Housewives online in an effort to get to bed earlier on a Monday evening. Most certainly I have not been totally negating the early Monday nights by staying up until 10.30 every other night to watch another Desperate Housewives episode. That would be silly.

And finally, my house is not in need of a good vacuum, dust, polish, tidy and general overhaul. It is spotless and sparkling and could be used as a showhome.

That's it from me! Happy Not me! Monday!